Creepy Ovaltine

Ovaltine has its EYE on you!

Zira Wears the Pants

Kim Hunter, yes, Zira, before she went ape, peddling stylish pants. They're from Hollywood, you know!

Veronica Lake Equals Sales

Need to sell tea? Get Veronica! Soap? Why, Veronica of course! Our favorite Film Noir spokesperson!

Bobby Pins & Propaganda

Nothing like "cartoon bad guys" taking a beating from Uncle Sam to win the war AND sell bobby pins. If they're not being rationed too heavily when you go to buy them. If they are, check back! 

Shackled to the Bed and Waiting

You'll be In Like Flynn with the new Errol Flynn Bedpost Shackling Kit.

Finally, a Sane Hospitalization Plan

3 cents a day. Now THAT I can afford. PLUS you get war coverage.

Welcome ! Where can I buy Drene?

I want to go into the local Walgreens, CVS, Rite-Aid (where is someone most likely to wait on me?) and ask if they carry Proctor & Gamble products. They do? Great. Can you point me at the Drene? It's better for my hair than soap.