Sunday, June 30, 2013

Is IRIUM one of the radioactive elements?  Will it give me radium jaw?  Pepsodent will protect me, right? I want well-groomed teeth!




Wake up, liver bile! Rise and shine!




Oh great, smaller waists are in. What if my Mammy can't squeeze me into that 18" corset? What am I supposed to wear? A smart girl needs a cartoon waist!


Wow! That was some down time.... We're back! Happy New Year with canape.