Skinny is Shameful

If you're like me, you're thin, tired, and nervous. Wouldn't you like to pack on some weight? Every girl wants to pile on some pounds, right? 

I too am a "jittery, discouraged girl who never seems able to add an ounce"! Hahaha!

Lifeless Skin Spoils Marriage

Face it, girls. He only married you for your skin. " I know how I'd feel if I were a man." She sure better do something about that dry "middle-age" skin. How DARE she!

Is IRIUM one of the radioactive elements?  Will it give me radium jaw?  Pepsodent will protect me, right? I want well-groomed teeth!

Wake up, liver bile! Rise and shine!

Oh great, smaller waists are in. What if my Mammy can't squeeze me into that 18" corset? What am I supposed to wear? A smart girl needs a cartoon waist!

Wow! That was some down time.... We're back! Happy New Year with canape.