Is IRIUM one of the radioactive elements?  Will it give me radium jaw?  Pepsodent will protect me, right? I want well-groomed teeth!

Welcome ! Where can I buy Drene?

I want to go into the local Walgreens, CVS, Rite-Aid (where is someone most likely to wait on me?) and ask if they carry Proctor & Gamble products. They do? Great. Can you point me at the Drene? It's better for my hair than soap.